Tracking Post | Texts From Last Night [Bakerstreet]

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[To be clear, I'm thinking that the "he" in prompt B is not the same "he" in prompt D. Haha.]

A) Nothing says happy Friday quite like coffee and oral sex.

B) I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.

C) She tried to make eye contact, but she should know by now that freaks me out.

D) I complimented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?

E) Wildcard! You text Danielle.

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Dick texts: All you kept saying was "my dick always causes problems."

Dani replies: It was capital D "Dick" because I meant you.

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